cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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