why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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