it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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