Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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