I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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