Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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