Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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