When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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