She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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