This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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