i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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