she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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