Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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