Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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