hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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