yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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