Whod you bang
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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