i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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