Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
