We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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