Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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