Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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