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(858): View more from California

we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.

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(805): View more from California

When do i get to see u next week?

(1-805): View more from California

When I teabag your entire family

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(913): View more from Kansas

took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...

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(256): View more from Alabama

I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You burned the hair off your arms. Again.

(860): View more from Connecticut

It grows back stronger each time.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.

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