She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related