So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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