You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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