Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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