So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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