Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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