Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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