i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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