so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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