I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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