whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
love makes seman taste better
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connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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