I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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