doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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