hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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