I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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