i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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