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Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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