What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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