playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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