Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The air was thick with penises
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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