how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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