my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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