using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
