I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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