no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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