At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
you traded sex for a burrito?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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