i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I need moral support for this bender
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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