if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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