If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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