Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
