the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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