Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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