Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
she smelled like a LAN party
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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