i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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