we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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